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Apr 14, 2019

No, I'm Santa Claus! Does anybody else feel jealous and aroused and worried? When will that be? All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that's why I'm transferring to business school!

Kids have names? Yeah, and if you were the pope they'd be all, "Straighten your pope hat." And "Put on your good vestments." Bite my shiny metal ass. Fry! Quit doing the right thing, you jerk! Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There's only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo!

A true inspiration for the children. This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! Hello Morbo, how's the family? And when we woke up, we had these bodies. I am Singing Wind, Chief of the Martians.

No argument here. I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though! Well I'da done better, but it's plum hard pleading a case while awaiting trial for that there incompetence. Then we'll go with that data file!

For example, if you killed your grandfather, you'd cease to exist! A sexy mistake. Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree. It must be wonderful.

I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later. Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I'm still single? It's 'cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans!

And I'm his friend Jesus. Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock. I never loved you. Now Fry, it's been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal?

Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything. I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool. What are their names? Robot 1-X, save my friends! And Zoidberg! Dr. Zoidberg, that doesn't make sense. But, okay!

You guys go on without me! I'm going to go… look for more stuff to steal! We can't compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral! Hey, whatcha watching? Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way?

I don't 'need' to drink. I can quit anytime I want! Oh God, what have I done? So, how 'bout them Knicks? Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers. Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating.

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